Just a little jiggle...

Last Sunday Granny was all ready to go to church with us. The previous week we had a miscommunication & left without her. Oops
So before church begins we gather in the foyer to have coffee, chat, etc.
We are sitting at a table with my friend L, and Miss D comes up & sits down. She starts talking to Granny. Granny notices Miss D. is wearing a Christmas shirt with flamingos in a line across the front (think breast area) dressed as santa girls. Granny looks at Miss D & said "I think if you give those a little jiggle you can make the flamingo dance!" Miss D kinda looked horrified & said "I don't  believe I want to have them dance". L & I were laughing so hard. Poor Miss D, a kind hearted soul innocent, never married, trying to make small talk with Granny. I still laugh when I picture Granny shaking her chest at Miss D....

Yesterday Granny & I ventured out to Wally world... always an exciting trip to say the least. When we first arrived all of the little motorized carts were being used. Granny stated she would just walk.. I'm thinking ok, this is gonna take forever... after checking out the mittens & scarves I decided to check to see if any carts were returned. Yes!! there were 2 of them..Yippee...
Of course about this time it dawned on me I needed to drive the thing out into the store and locate Granny...... In my head I debated was it worth being seen on the silly thing.... So I unplug it, read the directions & headed out to the mittens...
I gotta say once I got over the feeling of people are going to think I'm lazy or what's wrong with her she too fat to walk the store ( Yes I am guilty of thinking that about others) I kinda enjoyed watching people quickly move out of my way.... Did they really think I was going to run into them? I was totally in control of the cart.... I swear...